Leak Protection

This is Porter's first commerical (and I didnt even know he had a job). I cant tell you how many times I've cleaned pee or poo off the floor, wall, closet doors, lamp shade, furniture, me, Porter, etc... I've changed numerous outfits due to firings. And when Porter's pee shooter happens to be pointed at his face during a firing he starts to cry and looks at me like it's my fault!